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WTF Bro? “So let me get this straight, bro… …You were granted a single wish from an old lady as a reward for saving her cat. You thought she was completely crazy, so you jokingly wish that your little bro was the hottest and most domin
absqrst:Worth ItIf you asked any guy ‘if you had one wish what would you wish for’ many would say a bigger dick and I was no different. I got the old fashioned genie lamp, the gold one with the Aladdin look. As a joke I gave it a rub. A genie popped
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fckyeahantm: my friends are getting these instead of christmas cards this year. they wish i was joking.
brienneofsharks: Here is a comic I made for your enjoyment and education I WISH THIS WAS A JOKE. JESUS.
Its such a lovely night I do wish I was out walking with someone. Going nowhere specific and joking around about absolutely nothing. Yeah, it sounds pretty lovely.
thecarvingwitch:You mean this sign? maedaeme:so today I drove past a traffic sign that said ‘hey teens buckling up is totes yeet yo’ i wish i was joking but after we screamed a bit my brother attempted to get a picture as proof, failed, and
genteelgunslinger: yamatohatake: catbountry: grapeyguts: jetgreguar: cavebae: edisnoom: skeletonhaver: trillow: this dude’s in jail for being caught with a ridiculous amount of anime loli porn i wish i was joking please read the entire FBI
that-brainy-bimbo: drkshdwbnch: wormspeddler: one time when i was like 6-7 i was hanging out with a friend on one of these and he told me a joke so funny (god i wish i could remember) that i lost control and pissed myself. but i was on the up side
I wish Tumblr was the real world so people would understand all of my jokes instead of staring at me like “wat” because they never get my obscure references.
fweetpwuffyfatday: melanin-babe: teaforyourginaa: I wish this was a joke CNN be like… Peep the blurred out peace sign
silentshivers: silentshivers: don’t underestimate the extremity of my procrastination. i was once so desperate to put off learning sinusoids that i sewed a replica of the basilica of san vitale. i really wish i was joking
redsidentevil:fexeevee:I wish it was a joke
hammandbuble: jenngofett: That day, Vader was amazed to discover that when Boba was saying “As you wish”, what he meant was, “I love you.” #have been laughing for approximately 5000 years at this joke #oh my god #that is hilarious #i am
randomliven: bloggernasibatman: inritum: reblog and make a wish!this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :) No joke. Every
maedaeme:so today I drove past a traffic sign that said ‘hey teens buckling up is totes yeet yo’ i wish i was joking but after we screamed a bit my brother attempted to get a picture as proof, failed, and ended up with this masterpiece that
sadison:hand-face-chan:thecarvingwitch:maedaeme:so today I drove past a traffic sign that said ‘hey teens buckling up is totes yeet yo’ i wish i was joking but after we screamed a bit my brother attempted to get a picture as proof, failed,
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bk474: bigpoppamitch69: I wish she was my doctor I jokingly asked my wife what does she do at work all day because she always come home happy and tired and she sent me this
alternative-pokemon-art: Artist Shiny Zoroark by request.
thecarvingwitch:maedaeme:so today I drove past a traffic sign that said ‘hey teens buckling up is totes yeet yo’ i wish i was joking but after we screamed a bit my brother attempted to get a picture as proof, failed, and ended up with this
i wish i was a cat
skeletonhaver: trillow: this dude’s in jail for being caught with a ridiculous amount of anime loli porn i wish i was joking please read the entire FBI affidavit it’s incredible
broken-endings: hammandbuble: jenngofett: That day, Vader was amazed to discover that when Boba was saying “As you wish”, what he meant was, “I love you.” #have been laughing for approximately 5000 years at this joke #oh my god #that is
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Mora - Las Lindas - Wishing Well - Cartoon PinUp Commission Well, superstition is not that bad when you look at it from my angle :) This is Mora Linda, commission for @chalodillo. She’s the main character from his comic Las Lindas. It was a
hughesiverse: YuGiOh Valentine’s day cards, because Valentine’s Day is coming up, and YuGiOh is one of my old faves, plus has the potential for hilarious jokes (I’m serious, to some extends, it was a fan-service anime).
wormspeddler: one time when i was like 6-7 i was hanging out with a friend on one of these and he told me a joke so funny (god i wish i could remember) that i lost control and pissed myself. but i was on the up side and so my pee stream trickled down
boobgrowth: “This is your idea of a practical joke? My tits are so big I can’t even stand up! Change me back, right now! This isn’t funny!” wish she was on top of me like this her tits are huge love them like this huge,mmmmm
mythes:Audi Japan’s April Fools’ joke is that they are making a car with a built in rice cooker! Not going to lie I wish it was real
gringophobia: I wish tumblr could take a joke as hard as they ride dick
sharkscribbles: This happens more often than it should. I wish this was a joke.
heyitspizzaking:pancakeke:this is a joke with no audience but I really wish there was a Wii U game that told you to look at the gamepad but then the gamepad just said “psyche” while simultaneously an enemy on the TV screen attacked you
masterofsissies: Some sissies who thought I was joking when I said I was going to lock them up until next month - they wish they never made that stupid bet with me when they were drunk….
satanjokes: I wish there was more jokes I could post on this blog.
What the everloving fuck
grapeson: stfueverything: wire-hangers-never-again: Please tell me this is a sick joke… Fuck you Mark. I wish it was a joke Piece of shit
fexeevee:I wish it was a joke
proteinpills:th0titwaaaas: theclash-at-demonhead:juanikoo:jji-gae:mythes:Audi Japan’s April Fools’ joke is that they are making a car with a built in rice cooker! Not going to lie I wish it was realjuanikoothis car is me But why can’t they make
thepigeongazette: I wish I was joking. New England pls :(
sixpenceee: And it is this life insurance commercial called Silence of Love that breaks me down into tears, each and every single time I watch it. I wish I was joking but I’m not. It’s terribly sad. (Watch it Here)
redsidentevil: fexeevee: I wish it was a joke has this been done
razorstotheskin: there are days I just get so sad for no reason it’s such a struggle to get out of bed and act normal and talk to people I wish I was joking
0cean-life: b-arefoot: I always wished I was a mermaid, no joke same
avocadoandvegemite: This is the background picture on my phone… I wish I was joking God this is the hottest porn I’ve ever seen
cometclover: I wish this was a joke
THE GAY REI JOKES LIVE ON
I wish I could say that I have been physically assaulted by my significant other’s mother and that it was a lie. I wish I could say it was a terrible joke, I wish I could make that statement and tell you that it isn’t the truth. But it is.
